Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
Gee whiz you’re right
this love is so unrequited
no returned feelings with this love nosiree
and it’s definitely puppy love
nothing more than that
it’s not like it’s anything more than a cutesy kid’s crush at all
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.
Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.
